M&M Binge

I may have eaten two cups of M&Ms today. 

I'm sure it was my husband's fault since he left them out on the counter last night.

I took the kids outside this morning and thought I'd suck on one while they played. 

Then one of the 2-year olds said she pooped in her panties, so I needed a small handful of them.  I laid the baby down and took the 2-year old to the bathroom.  I carefully peeled off her shoes, socks, pants, and then...her clean panties!  I was thrilled!  She agreed to poop in the potty when it came again.  I needed a few more M&Ms to celebrate!

When we came inside, all three boys were drenched.  I changed their clothes and ate a few candies to go with the extra clothes-cleaning work.

I ate a couple more after lunch since I needed a dessert.

As I was tucking the kids in for their naps, the same little girl told me she pooped in her panties.  This time she meant it.  I definitely deserved a small handful of candies after that clean-up project!

Finally, all the kids were asleep...but only for a few seconds.  I carried the baby around with me for a few minutes, sucking on M&Ms as we walked.  She fell right back to sleep.  I laid her down again, and thought I'd share my M&M binge with the world. 

It's now 2:00...I really should seal the bag and return it to the cupboard that's so high I need a stool to climb into it.  We'll see how long everyone sleeps...